Sunshine!

how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen
oooo!! wise, acting against me, is not ;)
So anywho, I'm a little bored but I have a 9-5 job (had it for a week and will have it for next week) but I really really really really hate it. I would perfer being back at the bar making fuck all money.
So I'm free at weekends and evenings... Anybody not doing anything? Don't hesitate to call me if you're not doing anything (desperate plea for anything to happen)
me out, let's role Jesus.
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What in the sweet name of...?
I like how 'Real' and 'Singles' both have Capitals...
Hmmm... I'm in Scotland, so that may be somewhat of a hinderance to my "Connecting with Real Singles (Those capitals again folks) from my 'local area'"
While we're on the subject - don't talk about my local area, pervert.