Sun in my eyes, hair not speaking to me, alone, not drinking, want a new game but exams are comeing up most days I'm bored out of my freakin' skull
- Yet still I can find beauty in every moment
It's not hard, it's there - just waiting to be found. Take a look.
In other non-zen news - I'm listening to Bon Jovi, I can finally listen to "always" again! Hooray!
So there doesn't seem to be much news from people... 'cept Lex - but that's a given. hmm... I'm thinking of making a wanky quiz on Bebo... What to put in it tho...
I'm not drinking till exams now... I'M SO BORED!! Not that anyone else is drinking anymore Steven & I were the last to stop - the bottom line for us came when 3 of us went to the bobbin and we came back after only 3 bottles of wine with one drunk who had to be stayed with and then we found another! So Steven and I ended up babysitting these 2 drunks (both in their rooms so we were both on our own - it was really boreing) and let me tell you - red wine does not smell as good once it's been in your stomach. Freakin lightweights! (they weren't medics of course)
What else happened? I did some haematology today... god that was boring. I get to poke at some dead bodies next week tho, which will be fun. I wonder if they'll serve macaroni?
um... I ca- OH WAIT!!!
MY EPIPHANY
Go and get some chips, some dip, get comfy and hold on because this shit is Gold.
Basically I was thinking of euphemisms for the word "penis", so first I thought of "heavenly spear." Then I thought "How do you decribe it in it's flaccid state?" so I thought "snake" then I thought "snake to heavenly spear doesn't work... How about snake to... stick?" Then it struck me!!! That's just what Moses' stick/staff did in the bible!!!
And what did Moses' do with that stick? HE had a fight with Pharohs' sticks! And Pharoh had 2 sticks/snakes and Moses' snake ate both of Pharohs' snakes!
SO what the bible is saying is that it's not size that matters it's what you do with it that counts!!!
FANTASTIC!! I couldn't believe it - I ran over to Steven's room to tell him and Ben was there and it was amazing!
Also Dave interperated it as saying "gay sex is alright" <- Amazing! So the Pope got it wrong! Yes! *orgasm* ahh...
Can I top that? I don't think so.
Ciao
It's not hard, it's there - just waiting to be found. Take a look.
In other non-zen news - I'm listening to Bon Jovi, I can finally listen to "always" again! Hooray!
So there doesn't seem to be much news from people... 'cept Lex - but that's a given. hmm... I'm thinking of making a wanky quiz on Bebo... What to put in it tho...
I'm not drinking till exams now... I'M SO BORED!! Not that anyone else is drinking anymore Steven & I were the last to stop - the bottom line for us came when 3 of us went to the bobbin and we came back after only 3 bottles of wine with one drunk who had to be stayed with and then we found another! So Steven and I ended up babysitting these 2 drunks (both in their rooms so we were both on our own - it was really boreing) and let me tell you - red wine does not smell as good once it's been in your stomach. Freakin lightweights! (they weren't medics of course)
What else happened? I did some haematology today... god that was boring. I get to poke at some dead bodies next week tho, which will be fun. I wonder if they'll serve macaroni?
um... I ca- OH WAIT!!!
MY EPIPHANY
Go and get some chips, some dip, get comfy and hold on because this shit is Gold.
Basically I was thinking of euphemisms for the word "penis", so first I thought of "heavenly spear." Then I thought "How do you decribe it in it's flaccid state?" so I thought "snake" then I thought "snake to heavenly spear doesn't work... How about snake to... stick?" Then it struck me!!! That's just what Moses' stick/staff did in the bible!!!
And what did Moses' do with that stick? HE had a fight with Pharohs' sticks! And Pharoh had 2 sticks/snakes and Moses' snake ate both of Pharohs' snakes!
SO what the bible is saying is that it's not size that matters it's what you do with it that counts!!!
FANTASTIC!! I couldn't believe it - I ran over to Steven's room to tell him and Ben was there and it was amazing!
Also Dave interperated it as saying "gay sex is alright" <- Amazing! So the Pope got it wrong! Yes! *orgasm* ahh...
Can I top that? I don't think so.
Ciao
posted by Azrael at 10:55 AM
but if the pope is infalable and dave is dave - and the pope is wrong and dave is right.... AAAARRRGH RUUUUUUUN!!!!! APOCALYPSE!!
Nice work. You should get a team of experts to investigate further.
Well, maybe a lot has been achieved already.
^ro.