Passive smoking & Apathy, skipping hand in hand across inhospitabal fields of smothered death

Yeah so... I can't be bothered doing any research for my community course... but I have to go and buy cellotape before the shops close... What a conundrum - sweet merciful that spelling looks atrocious. but I
JUST
DON'T
CARE!
can anyone stop the maddness!? Last night involved drinking, drinking a little more drinking then pizza then urinating on a pub we didn't like. Damn those £1 vodka red bulls. Also explored desial (spelling?) in more depth last night. Possibly not a good mix but pepporoni pizza is the cure for everything :)

I've been informed that my massive infrequent posts may be scaring people off. Yeah well... just comment and do your job you little monkeys ;)

I was going to do that movie quotes thing and jump on the "band-wagon", if you will, but I'm not sure I can remember ten good ones...
1. "torture you, that's... that's a good idea. I like that" (Reservoir dogs - Ro)

2. "Redemption is between you and god - I just arrange the meeting"

3. "Paris, France" "3,956 miles east of america" (Team America: world police - Some random who didn't leave their name)

4. "We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit. " (Team America: World police - Some random who didn't leave their name)

5. "When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco." (Reservoir Dogs - Stv)

6. "[while consuming a double quarter-pounder supersize meal] See, now's the time of the meal when you start getting the McStomach ache. You start getting the McTummy. You get the McGurgles in there. You get the McBrick, then you get the McStomach ache. Right now I've got some McGas that's rockin'. My arms... I feel like I've got some McSweats goin'. My arms got the McTwitches going in here from all the sugar that's going in my body right now. I'm feeling a little McCrazy." (Supersize me - Ro)

7. "Remember your training, and you WILL make it out alive." (Starship troopers - Pad)

8. "Rise and shine, Adam. You're probably wondering where you are. I'll tell you where you might be. You might be in the room that you die in. Up until now, you've simply sat in the shadows, watching others live out their lives. But what do voyeurs see when they look into the mirror? Now I see you as a strange mix of someone angry, yet apathetic. But mostly just pathetic. So, you're going to watch yourself die today, Adam. Or do something about it."

9. "I just realized, I've been remiss. Forgive me, I forgot to thank you for protecting me yesterday. That is your job right? Protecting me. Well done 'Bob.' You don't mind if I call you Bob, do you? I knew a Bob once; God, he was ugly as a mule. Are you a ladies man, Bob?"

10. "Well I'm sorry to disappoint you but you're gonna live to enjoy all the glorious fruits life has got to offer - acne, shaving, premature ejaculation... and your first divorce." (Last action hero - Pad)

Let the games begin.