So I was at this burning bridge, and the thing was on the other side, so I start walkin then it was "Bang! Fireball, bitches" and I was "No, Bridge gone!" but Sand0 was "Hey man, just jamp." and so he did. Then Tom let out a "Holy Shit man! That was ffffreakin awsum; teach me jamp!" and Rory joined in with "Jamptastic!" and Sand0 cooly let out "It's easy. It's like breatheing" as he jamped - So I jamped.
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So I got handsomely paid for doing a shit job (which on the last 2 days turned into pretending to do a shit job because there was no more shit left.) So that was Hunkey-Dorey.
I'm going to the old job tomorrow, for what I'm promised is better paye. And quiet frankly, even tho it's not as well paid as the Temp job was- THANK GOD! That old one was waaay to boring for words. I can't acutally believe that someone does that as a full-time job...
The guy looked like he'd participated in the scar-leaving side of a lobotomy (as opposed to the the soulless side, or the money side as it's usually refered to ;) as he stared blankly with a smile only sported by those who don't know what's going on but know that people don't usually shout at them if they just keep smiling.
Aside from that I'm reading some books "The Selfish Gene", "Essential Clincal anatomy" *coffyeahrightcoff* and "Eats, Shoots and Leaves" also picked up a copy of "The gift of Dyslexia (With the 's' cleverly put the wrong way round to really rile people ;)" Which I've rampaged through today - quite interesting. It proclaims dyslexia giving a predisposition to genius (Da Vinci, Einstein, Churchhill etc etc) in a number of different areas (see the names before) yet promises to "Correct" my dyslexia... huh?
Went out on a date again. Go me! Shopping planned. How exciting and novel.