Exams.

8 days left before E-day.
Gameplan as follows:
Day 1 - Self-learning packages and finish understanding musculoskeletal, Start Neurology
Days 2+3 - finsh Neurology
Day 4 - Endocrine
Day 5 - Diabetes
Days 6+7 - Urinary
Day 8 - Oh shit! OH SHIT! shitshitshitshitshit, what the fuck was I thinking!? Who's fucking idea was it to go to medical school!? Oh shit! FUCK!


E-day:
me: eh... hello
Examiner: welcome
me: *whimper*
Examiner: Take your positions
me: *sits down*
Examiner: No, not like that.
me: What?
Examiner: lie with your stomach on the desk
me: ............ that..... that doesn't sound right.....
Examiner: Don't talk, just take your trousers down.
me: Uh, that doesn't... *notices Examiner holding something behind his back*... What's that?
Examiner: It's nothing, now take down those trousers boy, underwear and all.
me: You definatly have something back there... It looks heavy... *meagal whimper*
Examiner: OBEY!
me: Ahh!... Just... *takes pants down*
Examiner: Eyes forward
me: ...
*Cue red mist and screams of damnation*
Examiner: (froth spraying from mouth) NOW YOU SHALL EXPERIENCE TRUE SUFFERING!!
me: Oh SHIT! What the hell is that thing!? Why is it glowing!? THAT DOESN'T FIT THERE!!!
Examiner: RAh!!!! Vibratron 4000!!! It'll split you in two little boy! *Roar*
me: AAAAHHHHH!! FUCK!

5 hours later:
scene of me lying on the floor, passed out, with an asshole 10cm in diameter. Sperm dribbling from my mouth.