Sunshine!

how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen

oooo!! wise, acting against me, is not ;)

So anywho, I'm a little bored but I have a 9-5 job (had it for a week and will have it for next week) but I really really really really hate it. I would perfer being back at the bar making fuck all money.
So I'm free at weekends and evenings... Anybody not doing anything? Don't hesitate to call me if you're not doing anything (desperate plea for anything to happen)

me out, let's role Jesus.

FANTASTIC News!!

Hey guys, First off apologises to Stv and Dave - I just couldn't bring myself to tell you that this might be the last time you entered my house, my home where I have lived and grown up since I was 5 years old.

Anywho, My parents are splitting up. Well technically they've already split up but they waited until after my exams to tell me. The place I call home will be sold tomorrow and moved into by another family sometime after I have left for Uni. How's them apples?
"Well that's it, sometimes life shits on you. Lets all go get drunk" - My Dad after breaking the news in what I like to call his Doctor voice.

I tell you now not because I personally am afraid to speak it. I merely do not wish to put people in that position of not knowing what to say (as I know none of you would think to hug me).

BTW: I swear to god, if anyone puts down some shitty condolences or trys to offer some sort of insight into the universe I will hunt that person down. In short - Do not insult my intelligence. Just be there for me if you wish.
(and religion is right out)