Passive smoking & Apathy, skipping hand in hand across inhospitabal fields of smothered death

Yeah so... I can't be bothered doing any research for my community course... but I have to go and buy cellotape before the shops close... What a conundrum - sweet merciful that spelling looks atrocious. but I
JUST
DON'T
CARE!
can anyone stop the maddness!? Last night involved drinking, drinking a little more drinking then pizza then urinating on a pub we didn't like. Damn those £1 vodka red bulls. Also explored desial (spelling?) in more depth last night. Possibly not a good mix but pepporoni pizza is the cure for everything :)

I've been informed that my massive infrequent posts may be scaring people off. Yeah well... just comment and do your job you little monkeys ;)

I was going to do that movie quotes thing and jump on the "band-wagon", if you will, but I'm not sure I can remember ten good ones...
1. "torture you, that's... that's a good idea. I like that" (Reservoir dogs - Ro)

2. "Redemption is between you and god - I just arrange the meeting"

3. "Paris, France" "3,956 miles east of america" (Team America: world police - Some random who didn't leave their name)

4. "We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit. " (Team America: World police - Some random who didn't leave their name)

5. "When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco." (Reservoir Dogs - Stv)

6. "[while consuming a double quarter-pounder supersize meal] See, now's the time of the meal when you start getting the McStomach ache. You start getting the McTummy. You get the McGurgles in there. You get the McBrick, then you get the McStomach ache. Right now I've got some McGas that's rockin'. My arms... I feel like I've got some McSweats goin'. My arms got the McTwitches going in here from all the sugar that's going in my body right now. I'm feeling a little McCrazy." (Supersize me - Ro)

7. "Remember your training, and you WILL make it out alive." (Starship troopers - Pad)

8. "Rise and shine, Adam. You're probably wondering where you are. I'll tell you where you might be. You might be in the room that you die in. Up until now, you've simply sat in the shadows, watching others live out their lives. But what do voyeurs see when they look into the mirror? Now I see you as a strange mix of someone angry, yet apathetic. But mostly just pathetic. So, you're going to watch yourself die today, Adam. Or do something about it."

9. "I just realized, I've been remiss. Forgive me, I forgot to thank you for protecting me yesterday. That is your job right? Protecting me. Well done 'Bob.' You don't mind if I call you Bob, do you? I knew a Bob once; God, he was ugly as a mule. Are you a ladies man, Bob?"

10. "Well I'm sorry to disappoint you but you're gonna live to enjoy all the glorious fruits life has got to offer - acne, shaving, premature ejaculation... and your first divorce." (Last action hero - Pad)

Let the games begin.

I'll fill the gap of silence (flowing prose may not be flowing, pasas subject to uni sub-group)

y0, I had to sign in to post a replying comment to Professer Lexington of Lexington Illinois, New lexington. So I thought why not just post? In anycase he's to blame - I can't help myself :)

Anyways exams are now over. For now (and cue the evil laugh). They weren't as unforgiving and horrendus as I previously thought they might be but I suppose that was helped by the fact that I've barely seen natural light for the past 4 weeks or so.... And drank about 10 gallons of lucozade - and not the fizzy stuff either, the crapy flat stuff that I don't like - mother dear never understood me *sigh*

Anyways I thought I'd let you all in on the fact that I'm going to start going to just about every fencing competition I can (you all may now shift off the edge of your seats to a more comfortable position). This is partly because of a sudden inexplicable (well some of you might hazard a guess as I have) desire to become "good" at fencing. Whatever that may entail. Also partly because I have friends at these competitions now and they're quite fun weekends away from uni. Any day now I should be receiving my "team" rugby top and hoodie. I shall then proceed to sneer at all those not in a "team" as they are obviously not as great as I, a "team" member. A fine tradition I am assured.

I'm actually taking a break from researching the effects of passive smoking for my community course (no rest for the wicked). Which is going pretty shitly. Mainly because my breif is "the effects of Environment Tobacco Smoke on the elderly" but the flaw in that plan is that no-one seems to have cared enough about the elderly to do any studies on them, and who can blame the researchers for that? They're probally to demented to give any non-fairytail history and who wants to be around people that smell of piss and cabbage all day? Also the fact that the main discriminating factor to put you in the ETS affected catagory is a spouse that smokes and who's to say that spouses are still alive/smoking/still there - especially if they have been life-long smokers. So then you get less and less vic.. uh.. subjects to use in your study. Also we didn't make reference to any specific diseases (there are too many encouraged by smoking) and we'll have to include something about difference between sexes (because there is, in the way it affects you). Oh god, meetings. I'm not even in the fecking NHS yet :(

Is that enough for you little bitches or do I have more?
I have more.

Disturbingly I seem to have been put off computer games a little.... HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK DID HE JUST SAY!? Is what you're thinking. It seems to be related to GTA: San An a bit aswell, because I've come to a stage where I think I need to expand my territory before I can get any more missions and to do that you have to go and fight a rival gang and those guys don't fuck around - they have AK's. So it's hard and sometimes things go tits up computer style when the guys don't do what they're meant to do and get stuck and it's all shity. Bitch, whine, moan, piss.
But anyways I need to get my game back at Rileys (Pool & snooker but unfortunatly no hooker)
I've lost my touch. Stupid well-paid medicine alure.

So that's the skinny from me and I can't be assed posting anymore pics right now.

/Me out/
/Hombre/